Pink Elephants

Drunks used to brag about seeing pink elephants (see pic) all the time but think-a-holics prefer to hook up with really attractive and interesting people after last call at The Lounge. People whose thinking caps seem to be either the best or the biggest at that time. Sometimes they're simply the first ones a think-a-holic has encountered.

More often than not, these seemingly elusive and captivating denizens of the thinking underworld turn out to look like this one (see other pic) in the morning. And that's enough to make anyone wish for pink elephants.