The Barstool Journal of Jonco Bugos

Monday, June 04, 2007

The Pixel Pixie

A couple days ago at the Lounge I saw one of the barmaids, who is a quadraped from the planet Pluto, point out an elusive patron from another solar system to Angus, our big-ass head bartender.

She seemed kind of ticked off that this sometimes invisible creature even exists, let alone gains entrance to our little cyber inner sanctum of intergalactic publishing outcasts. I called Angus over for a bit of chin wagging during which I asked him who this mysterious creature was that had the barmaid all upset.

"Why, it's that little cyberland picture-thief prick," Angus snorted under his breath.

"You mean an intergalactic art thief of some sort?" I asked him.

"Nononononono," Angus replied, wagging his head like an old dog trying to dislodge fleas from his ears. "I mean this little bastard steals images from blog posts and then puts them back whenever he wants to. Just for the hell of it. Imagine."

Imagine, indeed, I thought to myself. The little so-and-so ought to be hung out to dry. That's when I pulled out my trusty cell phone camera and snapped the pixel thief's image. But the little bastard stole the picture before I could post it.

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