I was shocked when I waltzed into Think-A-Holic Lounge the other night and saw Fred Fortune (see pic) playing poker at one of the tables with a bunch of other bloggers. And there was ol' Angus, the Lounge's big-ass head bartender, personally serving them all pitchers of beer like a star-struck lackey.
No one at the bar would tell me where Mr. Fortune writes his blog but I'll wager that he'll soon be on the lam again when people there find out that he's a spinner of lies more than anything else. Hell, earlier this year Angus McCloud tossed the kooky creep out on his ear because he was wanted by just about everybody in the solar system for lying, cheating, stealing and fraud. And for grazing his way through convenience stores all over the galaxy.
And now the stupid grifter is everybody's little hero simply because he blogs. Go figure.
No one at the bar would tell me where Mr. Fortune writes his blog but I'll wager that he'll soon be on the lam again when people there find out that he's a spinner of lies more than anything else. Hell, earlier this year Angus McCloud tossed the kooky creep out on his ear because he was wanted by just about everybody in the solar system for lying, cheating, stealing and fraud. And for grazing his way through convenience stores all over the galaxy.
And now the stupid grifter is everybody's little hero simply because he blogs. Go figure.
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