It was only last night around ten o'clock pm, Think-A-Holic Lounge time, that I asked Angus McCloud, our big-ass head bartender, why no one from The Netherlands on planet Earth had ever visited Think-A-Holic Lounge. I wasn't surprised by his answer."Well," he said, trying to keep his voice from being overheard by the other patrons and the barmaid, "I'm pretty sure that any visitors from The Netherlands would almost have to be members of The Bilderberg Group and they know that their astral projections and dreaming selves and whatnots are about as welcome here as Nazis, Grays, rednecks and Fred Fortune."
He tried to suppress a snicker but he was unsuccessful. A few patrons looked at us. I hoped none of them were Bilderbergers but I also hoped that regular people from The Netherlands would look us up whenever they dream or day dream or meditate or get caught in a renegade wormhole.
"I heard that," I said, tossing back the rest of my think-a-hol. "But I think the biggest reason nobody from The Netherlands ever visits us here is because there are no keywords for Bilderberger or Illuminati or The Netherlands in our blog tags."
"Jonco," said Angus, setting me up with a double think-a-hol on the house, "you may not be the Real Mcoy but you're certainly a gentleman and a scholar."
"I'll drink to that," I said, a big smile forming on my reflective face as I made a quick toast to The Netherlands. "Up with the Dutch and down with the New World Order."
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