When I waltzed into Think-A-Holic Lounge this afternoon like I owned the place (one of my favorite things to do) there was only one stool left at the bar and I hopped right on it without hesitation. The TV set that normally plays hacker videos and illegal sports like senator tossing on Saturn and nuns bowling for dollars on Uranus was broadcasting a Breaking News report from a pirate TV station on Earth.
Angus McCloud, our big-ass head bartender, refused to record the broadcast for fear of losing his bartender's license. That's right, you gotta be licensed to serve think-a-hol and other think-a-holic beverages in this part of the space-time continuum. But he did manage to write down the URL for the Internet news story, the source for this pirate TV broadcast. I had to slip the old beady-eyed bugger a solar fin for the address so I could put it into this story. Click on the TV image for the story.
We Lounge regulars are crying in our own beer and suffering from big-ass sympathy pains for every Russian beer drinker affected by this new law. It's the least we can do. Now Mum's the word on this shit or I'll find a way to sic that Earthling broadcaster on you. I hear he eats scorching buffalo wings for breakfast. So there you go.
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