The Barstool Journal of Jonco Bugos

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Trouble With Crocuses

Just this afternoon some swaggering intergalactic meat merchant from a local star system drank his fill of think-a-hol and then pleaded poverty when presented with his bloated bar tab. Faced with physical violence from the management, he pulled these strange life forms out of his big coat pockets. As expected, Angus McCloud (our bigass head bartender) accepted them as full payment, soft touch that he is.

Then the old ghost bartender quickly planted them outside and these purple and yellow things took a real liking to their new soil immediately. Angus thinks they're cute as hell. But I'm thinking trouble is ahead.

Crocuses, my butt. Next they'll be chortling and making more of themselves. Rumor has it that their favorite food is think-a-holics.

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